There usually has to be some sort of romance involved for me to pick up a book. Anything with a strong emotional undercurrent is bound to get my attention. Contemporary, PNR, H/C & M/M are my favorites.
"What the hell is this?" Bo stared at the salad bowl a few minutes later, a storm brewing in his eyes.
"What the hell do you think it is? You told me to cut the veggies right? They're cut now, at least this one is."
Lucky snatched up a tiny carved carrot penis and tossed it into his mouth.
"That one's uncut, if you prefer such," he said, pointing to a rather misshapen lump.